Hatchery · three Google Play cards
I keep a short hatchery of listings where a chicken is the thing on the card. On 9 October 2026 I re-read Crossy Road, Egg, Inc., and Chickens VS Zombies. This site does not host any of them. The install happens on Google Play.
Two titles sat next to this reading and did not get a card. I am not quoting their counters here, because I did not copy a full listing for either of them on 9 October 2026.
Ranked by how directly the listing itself is a chicken on a road, then by the size of the public install counter. Facts below are the ones printed on Google Play on 9 October 2026. The Play page does not publish an install size in megabytes for these three, so none is shown.
NO. 1
HIPSTER WHALE
The listing that asks why the chicken crossed, and then keeps the hop going.
4.5★ · 4.57M reviews · 100M+ downloads · Everyone · Comic Mischief · In-Game Purchases (Includes Random Items) · Contains ads · In-app purchases · updated 24 Sep 2026 · checked 9 October 2026
NO. 2
Auxbrain Inc
A farm of chickens rather than a crossing, kept because the hatchery is literally the product.
4.7★ · 1.41M reviews · 10M+ downloads · Everyone · Contains ads · In-app purchases · updated 19 Aug 2026 · checked 9 October 2026
NO. 3
Studio Drill
An idle battle with a chicken hero. The road is not the loop; the chicken is.
4.6★ · 396 reviews · 50K+ downloads · Everyone 10+ · Fantasy Violence · Contains ads · In-app purchases · updated 28 Oct 2025 · checked 9 October 2026
The hatchery stays at three. A longer list starts repeating the same chicken joke and stops being a reading. I opened each Google Play card on 9 October 2026 and kept a title only when the public page itself puts a chicken in the name or the first lines, and when the price model is free with ads and in-app purchases.
Order is not a score I invented. Crossy Road is first because its own store text is a chicken crossing roads, and its public counter is 100M+ downloads. Egg, Inc. is second because the product is a chicken farm and the counter is 10M+. Chickens VS Zombies is third: the hero is a chicken, the counter on the card is 50K+, and the content rating is Everyone 10+ with Fantasy Violence. Bundle ids are com.yodo1.crossyroad, com.auxbrain.egginc, and com.studiodrill.chickenzombies.
Where the store is quiet, I stay quiet. No file size, no Android version, and no in-app price list appears on these three cards in the view I read, so those lines are absent on purpose.
| Listing | Rating | Reviews | Downloads | Content rating | Price model | Updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crossy Road | 4.5 | 4.57M | 100M+ | Everyone | Ads and in-app purchases | 24 Sep 2026 |
| Egg, Inc. | 4.7 | 1.41M | 10M+ | Everyone | Ads and in-app purchases | 19 Aug 2026 |
| Chickens VS Zombies | 4.6 | 396 | 50K+ | Everyone 10+ | Ads and in-app purchases | 28 Oct 2025 |
Nothing on this hatchery is a download button for a binary. If you want the hop, the farm, or the idle battle, Google Play is the place that installs it. I am not affiliated with HIPSTER WHALE, Auxbrain Inc, Studio Drill, or the store.